Reinvention happens when one thing that has reached it maximum profitable use, and must be updated to perform its functions on a higher level. I have reached that point in my life where I have been reinvented. This last friday, the 16th of September, I turned 21 years old, and my metamorphosis into a man was complete. I have been reinvented to see the world from a whole new perspective now. Some things that were acceptable are no longer ok for me, as well as many new opportunities opening up.
First and foremost is my ability to drink openly and proudly at any drink selling establishment in the world. This means no more feelings of guilt or suspicion when I enjoy a drink, be it with friends family or strangers. If anything I am now entitled to drink for having to wait three years longer than every other country on Earth. I never have to worry about an officer asking if I am drunk so long as I am not driving. I never have to use a fake id again. I am all that is man.
The government is not the only ones who have recognized my reinvention. I have now crossed the line into being hit on by older women. There is now nothing that stands in my way from spending time with women of any age. I can go anywhere and do anything any other freedom loving American can do. On the other hand the door to freshman college girls is slightly closing, since they cannot come to bars with me. In this way you could say I’m a HD TV, and those girls are an analog TV, and the bars are HD channels. The analog TVs get some of the same shows, but it’s only a shadow of the crystal clear infinite HD channels of being 21. Im just glad my TV was reinvented to get those HD channels. Those girls will get reinvented soon enough and we can all watch the Super Bowl in HD together.

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